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Remote Controlled Fart MachineRemote Controlled Fart Machine

YOU place the machine near your victim, but when the 15 different Cockney cheers start to roll YOU are in another room operating the control and collecting the laughs.

Works up to 100ft and through walls. 15 realistic fart sounds using Boom Box technology. Requires 9V battery (PP3). Main unit 13cm x 9cm, remote 3.5cm x 6cm


Stink BombsStink Bombs

Don't leave home without them.

3 glass vials of evil smelling liquid. Contains ammoniumsulfide. Avoid contact with eyes and skin. Do not eat. Keep out of the reach of children.


Whoopee CushionWhoopee Cushion

See if you can get the vicar to sit down on this cushion, then watch his face when it lets off an enormous raspberry.

Rubber whooppee cushion. 16cm dia.


Self Inflating Whoopee CushionSelf Inflating Whoopee Cushion

Hours of purile fun without the effort required to inflate.

Sponge filled rubber cushion. Reinflates automatically, 17cm Diameter


Fart PowderFart Powder


Essential Lavatory Laughs

Ingredients: Glucose, Liquorice Powder. Serves one. Ages 9+.



Squirt Toilet SeatSquirt Toilet Seat


Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bog

Suction cap to attach it to your seat with a bulb to hold the water. Ages 3+


Krapalot SugarKrapalot Sugar


Put sugar into a hot drink and retire to a safe distance

Ingredients: One Dose of Sugar with Magnesium Sulphate. Not suitable for children below 9 years.


Fart WhistleFart Whistle


You know how to whistle don't you?

Ages 3 up. Small parts. 5cm hosted by - A reliable service with a wide selection of payment options.