Controlled Fart Machine
YOU place the machine near your
victim, but when the 15 different Cockney cheers
start to roll YOU are in another room operating
the control and collecting the laughs.
Works up to 100ft and through walls.
15 realistic fart sounds using Boom Box technology.
Requires 9V battery (PP3). Main unit 13cm x 9cm,
remote 3.5cm x 6cm
Don't leave home without them.
3 glass vials of evil smelling liquid.
Contains ammoniumsulfide. Avoid contact with eyes
and skin. Do not eat. Keep out of the reach of children.
See if you can get the vicar to
sit down on this cushion, then watch his face when
it lets off an enormous raspberry.
Rubber whooppee cushion. 16cm dia.
Inflating Whoopee Cushion
Hours of purile fun without the
effort required to inflate.
Sponge filled rubber cushion. Reinflates
automatically, 17cm Diameter
Essential Lavatory Laughs
Ingredients: Glucose, Liquorice Powder. Serves
one. Ages 9+.
Just when you thought it was
safe to go back in the bog
Suction cap to attach it to your seat with a bulb
to hold the water. Ages 3+
Put sugar into a hot drink and
retire to a safe distance
Ingredients: One Dose of Sugar with Magnesium Sulphate.
Not suitable for children below 9 years.
You know how to whistle don't
Ages 3 up. Small parts. 5cm